Thursday, September 23rd, 2010
James Brown might have been the hardest working man in show business but funnyman James Bartholet is right up there at the top of the list of best actors working in porn movies these days. In fact his performance as Bosley in the upcoming Not Charlie’s Angels XXX porn parody might finally earn him a coveted AVN award next January for best non-sex performance.
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“I can’t bear to look at James naked,” joked director Will Ryder when asked why he doesn’t put his ‘go-to’ man into sex scenes with his gorgeous actresses.
“I know he’s starting to do sex scenes but I prefer to think of James as a fantastic non-sex actor so as far as I’m concerned X-Play will continue to hire him to play these fabulous and beloved roles but he’s not allowed to touch the naked broads at least not while naked on our set,” Ryder continued with his good-natured assault.
“I really enjoyed working on “Not Charlie’s Angels XXX,” Bartholet fired back. “Too bad they couldn’t get Axel Braun to direct it,” he added in a hilarious volley that is standard procedure whenever the two industry veterans get together.
“No really, the whole project looks great and is true to the original television program that I used to watch week after week on ABC with Farrah Fawcett, Kate Jackson and Jaclyn Smith.”
“I don’t think James means that he actually sat there and watched it with Farrah, Kate and Jaclyn in his living room like they were sitting on his sofa,” Ryder slammed in before all comic hell broke loose.
Truth be told, Bartholet has carved out quite a resume in both the mainstream entertainment industry including a stint on General Hospital and in the adult movie business but it’s his hilarious and perfectly detailed performances in porn parodies that have allowed him to shine.
“Will Ryder gives me a lot of room to embellish on the character, and we always have fun working together,” Bartholet reflected on what is sure to be one of the biggest blockbuster porn movies of the year when it comes out September 30th from X-Play distributed by Digital Sin.
“I get to do some funny little side characters with the Bosley role as you will see when they go undercover to solve the big mystery.”
Bartholet joins a spectacular cast that includes superstars Sunny Leone and Andy San Dimas along with newcomer Lexi Swallow as the three beautiful angels. The movie also stars the gorgeous Heather Starlet, Breanne Benson, Madison Ivy, Cassandra Cruz, Vicky Chase, Alana Evans, Kaitlin Rush, Marcus London, Dirty Harry, Eric Swiss, Chris Evans, Eric John, Seth Gamble, Chad Diamond and Freddie Boom Ba.
Bartholet is a director’s best weapon because he is a trained actor that can deliver dialogue with the best of them. His resume is dotted with the most successful parodies in recent porn history including Not the Bradys XXX– Bradys Meet the Partridge Family, Not Married with Children XXX, Not MASH XXX, This Ain’t Happy Days XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, Flight Attendants and many more top-selling features.
“For our money James is at the top of his game and he really nailed the role of Bosley in our spoof of the classic Charlie’s Angels television show,” stated co-producer Scott David. “He deserves to be recognized because he is an excellent actor.”
The fifty year old character actor should be in contention for an award for best non-sex performer when the industry gets together in Las Vegas next January for the annual AVN Awards Show. Last year standup comic Thomas Ward won for his amazing portrayal of Cliff Huxtable in Not the Cosbys XXX.
“James has still not recovered from that one,” Ryder joked.
“If James wins I will break down and offer him a sex role with the girl of his dreams in our next movie and pay him James Deen rates,” Ryder promised.
Not Charlie’s Angels XXX will be in stores everywhere September, 30th from X-Play/Digital Sin. Ask your favorite store to order it.
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Monday, September 20th, 2010
People don’t realize it, but your eyes effect much of what you say; and when it comes to conversation with people, your eyes can be the magic words to creating attraction. Your eyes reflect mood, and that mood is usually very infective.
Before I go any further, though, test this out for yourself. Go stand in front of a mirror. Now, pretend to be suddenly angry. Look at your eyes: Do you see how they change – your eyes reflect your anger. Now take notice of your facial expression. This is what people see on your face when they see you angry. Now attempt to feel sad, your eyes should now reflect sadness. Notice your facial expression? This is what people see when you’re sad. What about happy? Cocky? Bored? Serious? Lost? In awe? Confused? Nervous? Confident? Aggressive? Shy? Laid-back?
Of the wide range of human emotions, all can be reflected in your eyes. And, like an actor, each emotion can be faked by simply focusing on presenting each emotion in your eyes. The emotion’s respective facial expression will follow.
In regards to conversation with people, we all use a poker-face to cloak the true emotions we may be feeling, maybe not with a blank face, but with an entirely different emotion altogether. Do you feel shy? Focus on your eyes and cloak it with confidence. Are you nervous? This is another emotion easily cloaked with an appearance of confidence. In the case of shyness or nervousness, confidence is your poker-face.
Simply appearing confident with your eyes isn’t enough to create attraction. With your eyes you want to tantalize, tease, be playful, flirt, entice, charm. Now get back in front of the mirror and think along these lines. It’s probably not going to be easy at first. These are emotional mind sets that most people aren’t familiar with. All you have to do is practice and it will eventually come naturally.
Humor and a sense of fun are some of the most powerful aphrodisiacs in the world, which is a key point you need to know to realize why appearing playful in your eyes creates attraction in people.
Appearing “playful” sounds like a childish term, but when it comes to attracting the opposite sex, it can be the deadliest weapon in your arsenal.
To the opposite sex, playfulness says a lot about you. You’re fun. You’re confident. You’re at ease around people. Obviously you’re used to being successful with people, because otherwise you wouldn’t have such a playful approach. You’re a flirt. You’re a tease. . .
Pay attention to the effect you’re having. Your eyes are such a powerful tool, that it only takes seconds to initiate an attraction.
In the end, playful eye contact, when used in the right amounts (not too little, and not too much) can seriously effect and entice someone.
Friday, September 17th, 2010
James has several new releases coming out now, or coming out in the next few weeks, they include;
“The A Team A XXX Parody” for Adam & Eve
“Not Charlie’s Angels XXX” for X Play/New Sensations
“Drill, A Saw Porn Parody” TBA
“Not MASH XXX” for XPlay/LFP
“This Ain’t Cops XXX” for Hustler
“This Ain’t Glee XXX” for Hustler
“Taxi A Hardcore Parody” for Vouyer Media
Also you can listen to James every week on “Inside The Industry” on www.latakradio.com and insidetheindustry.net
and watch the new episodes of “Inside The Industry” TV program on your local Public Access Channel, and 24/7 on www.hotmovies.com
Friday, September 17th, 2010
Times are tough, work is limited, jobs are limited, everybody is penny pinching,
but remember; “when the going gets tough, the tough get going”.
I’ve found that keeping a positive mental outlook, and not letting any negative thoughts in your head,and keeping busy no matter what, it will pay off for you in the end.
Keep your head up, appreciate what you’ve received already, and make new plans for the future.
Monday, September 6th, 2010
My Mom, recently passed away, the funeral is this week.
While this site/page/blog is about my myself and my career and my life, I would be amiss if I didn’t pay a bit of tribute to the woman who made this all possible.
My mother was a very wonderful woman; creative, strong, loving, giving, understanding, tolerable, guiding, funny, inspiring.
She was an actress, model, artist, mother and wife. Devoted and dedicated, and always ready to bring a smile to your face.
They say behind every good man, is an even better woman, and that is my mother.
I will miss you so much, and so will my Dad and brother and everyone who knew her or met her.
Please take a minute to say “I Love You” to your family, you never know when they will be gone.
Rest in peace Mom